Written Out

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Roger Olivetti has it made: a comfortable and rewarding career as an editor, a brownstone in downtown Manhattan, and a lovely, bestselling novelist wife. Then the bottom falls out of the publishing industry and his marriage simultaneously, and Roger ends up living in the basement of his mother’s house in the Long Island town where he grew up. While planning his comeback, he falls in with people he once knew, or thought he did, and soon finds himself with an unwelcome new career as a suburban hit man, scrambling to stay a step ahead of the local Mafia – and his mother’s book club, as they slowly puzzle out the identity of the killer.

Written Out is fast-paced and funny suburban noir, Fargo on Long Island, a darkly comic tale of social mobility, self-publishing, and murder.

Fans of the TV series Fargo will welcome this witty black comedy from Mittelmark (Age of Consent). New York book editor Roger Olivetti seems to have hit bottom after an affair with a colleague ends his marriage to a bestselling novelist. Homeless and broke, Roger squats in the basement of his mother’s Long Island house while she winters in Florida. His situation worsens after a chance encounter at a gym with an old friend, real estate broker Lisa Capitano, with whom he soon starts having sex. Lisa complains that she’s burdened with the care of her elderly mother, who’s suffering from dementia; she persuades Roger that not only is euthanasia justified but he should do the deed. The murder doesn’t lead to Lisa asking Roger to move in with her, as he expected, but to a request to put another woman’s infirm parent out of her misery, in exchange for $8,000. The hapless Roger only finds himself getting even more over his head. This darkly funny book, with its jaundiced view of the world of books and publishing, deserves a wide readership.

starred review, Publishers Weekly 

Publishers Weekly also ran a Q&A, which you can see here, but they used the least interesting of the responses I gave them, so I posted the whole thing here.

Dark, sharp, and bitingly funny. WRITTEN OUT combines suburban noir, black comedy, and literary satire in one deliciously twisted novel. Grab it.

Meg Gardiner, author of the UNSUB series

This rollicking tall tale of Roger Olivetti, a ghostwriter turned hired killer, brings to mind the classic crime comedies of Donald Westlake and Lawrence Block—but Howard Mittelmark raises the stakes with his daft riffs on the gig economy, literary publishing, free will, and the origin of consciousness. WRITTEN OUT is a winning farce that will satisfy the Harvardian and the henchman alike, with brains, brawn, bodies, and banter for days.

J. Robert Lennon, author of BROKEN RIVER

Like an episode of SEINFELD or CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM with a body count. WRITTEN OUT is what happens when your career implodes, your marriage disintegrates, you sleep with the wrong women (repeatedly), and you just can’t seem to stop killing people. Oh, and you also owe money to the Mob. But nobody said that the literary life was easy. Howard Mittelmark has created a dark comedy that’s exceptionally well-written, and sharply, painfully, funny.

Christopher Farnsworth, author of BLOOD OATH and KILLFILE

WRITTEN OUT is the funniest novel I’ve read in a long time. Mittelmark is a deadpan genius and like Camus, he understands how easily bachelorhood can devolve into existential crisis and then murder.

Jim Gavin, author of MIDDLE MEN; creator of AMC’s LODGE 49